Toys for Tots

Why did they pick toys for tots? Why not tots for toys? Or why not tots for tits? Those could solve our overpopulation problem.

Why not tits for tots? Eventually half of our tots are going to need them.

With all these politics and schmolitics trying to solve issues why hasn’t there been more coverage on this Toys for Tots debacle? Let me know if there are good theories about this. Maybe I should get Al Gore to make a movie about this. Check that, I am going to ask Arnold to make a movie about this. Not Arnold Schwarzenegger, he’s already made Jingle All the Way which was revolutionary to this topic. I’m talking Tom Arnold.

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